Since I (Justin) have a thing for over the top food, imagine my surprise when I found out there is a whole website dedicated to that very topic:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Here are a couple choice entries:

#1: “Mega Oreo”

#2: “Deep fried Coca Cola”

#3: Self explanatory. Every piece of equipment made should have a button labeled “Push here to dispense gravy”

Other nasty favorites include “The meat ship”, and “60 pound rice crispy treat”